Title:They Got It Wrong
Pairing/Characters: Adam/Sauli, Tommy, Isaac
Rating (Word Count): R (3x100)
Warning(s): None
Author's notes: I couldn't help it, I mean, really it was just too good.



They Got It Wrong

Sauli frowned at the screen. "Adam? What is 'lustful cockmonster?"

Across the room, Tommy choked on his drink and Isaac had to pat him on the back, both of them dissolving into laughter when Tommy finally stopped coughing.

Adam shot them a glare before looking over Sauli's shoulder.

"Oh god, baby, seriously, just don't. Please?"

Adam pressed his hands together, giving Sauli his best puppy dog eyes. "You promised you wouldn't read fanfic. We know it's out there, just really don't."

"Someone linked me to it on Twitter though," Sauli pouted.

"Don’t click every link someone sends you," Tommy warned.

^v^

"Really baby, listen to Tommy, you don't want to know what's out there."

"Aww, come on Adam, you don't want Sauli to know how big your dick is and how much you fuck him into the mattress?" Isaac danced out of Tommy's way when Tommy tried to smack him.

Adam flipped him the bird and Sauli laughed, closing the window down. He flapped his hand dismissively. "I don't need to read a story to know that. Besides, they got it all wrong."

Tommy and Isaac both stopped and turned to stare at them and Adam felt his face heat up.

^v^

"I'm the one with the big dick fucking him into the mattress." Sauli looked at them smugly. "Well, we switch but –"

"Stop!" Tommy yelled, his hands in his ears, laughing as he hummed. "There are some things you really just don't want to know about your friends."

Adam got an evil grin on his face, and knelt down in front of Sauli, wrapping an arm around his leg and blinking coquettishly up at him. Sauli smirked and dropped a hand into his hair. Sauli glanced slyly over at Tommy, winking at him. "You see I'm actually the lustful cockmonster."


The End